Y'know how people say they're really a kid at heart? I'm not one of them. I'm a senior citizen at heart. Here are my reasons:
1) I love the early bird specials at restaurants. They appeal to my appetite and wallet.
2) I refer to rude young people as whippersnappers and mutter about them having no respect for their elders.
3) I rock out to oldies music. In fact, I did that today at Shop Rite.
4) I have gray hairs to prove it.
It's amazing I don't refer to Tater Tot as "Sonny Boy." Give it time though and I will.
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